he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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