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Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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