Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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