i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
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But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I have already put on my inside pants.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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