Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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