I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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