Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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