..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
tell me about the fingering
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