i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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