You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
