porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just forgot I was standing up.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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