I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Just high enough for therapy.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
YAS. BRING CRAB.