I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.