Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Sex in the backyard? Check.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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