Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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