After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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