Well apparently he's into motor boating.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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