By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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