Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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