Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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