That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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