white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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