We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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