not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
it glows. i had to have it.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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