It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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