But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I am spending my child support on dildos
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
