I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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