you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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