strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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