i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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