currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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