He is such a slut. More and more my type.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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