Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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