is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
