Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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