I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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