I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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