Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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