i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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