Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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