Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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