Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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