Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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