The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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