I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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