So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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