Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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