I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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