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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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