For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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