I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
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I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
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I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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