Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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