it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Just puked most of my soul out..
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